I was at Wal-Mart last night and I saw an odd looking couple pushing a cart full of corn oil.. Like 25+ gallons of corn oil. And atop this oil they had probably 50 or so bananas. They were shifty, very quiet, and looked very much like they were suffering from malnutrition… I don’t think much of it until I am checking out, and they are in line in front of me.. and thats all they have… Corn oil and bananas… They pay, pull their cart forward and gather their things. Then the dude does what I was hoping they weren’t doing. He peels open a banana and takes a bite. Next thing I know they are just stuffing their mouths with bananas and chugging corn oil! Seriously, WTF? Is this some whack cult fixation on only eating products that are or were yellow? Why don’t they have twinkies in that case? Some crazy diet? I fear I may never know. If anyone reading this can inform me just what this banana-corn-oil-eating cult madness is, I would very much appreciate it.
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